Scaling the Wuthering Iron Heights of Fundamental Boredom

Well, after every hot streak, there’s a cold spell when it comes to movie viewing. After the cinematic nirvana that was the fearsome foursome of To the Wonder, The Place Beyond the Pines, 42 and Mud…I got lost in the boredom of The Reluctant Fundamentalist, Iron Man 3 and Wuthering Heights.

A mirror with no depth.

A mirror with no depth.

For a film that is purportedly about SO MUCH, Mira Nair’s mostly inept The Reluctant Fundamentalist fails to shed any depth of light on current geopolitics, the American Dream, East vs. West or terrorism in our post 9-11 world. There are the seeds of a good film here, but nothing is fleshed out sufficiently. There’s some good acting (Kiefer Sutherland is especially effective as a Bain Capital-style Wall Street exec) and some god-awful acting (Kate Hudson delivers possibly her worst performance, all quirky mannerisms and crocodile tears) – but it all amounts to a big shrug of the shoulders and sleepy eyes. Nair’s career has been in a downward spiral since Monsoon Wedding – her films now shed of all her signature cross-cultural color, class clashing and heart. It’s shocking to watch this film and think that this was made by the same director of Salaam Bombay.

It's nice to see RDJ talk shit to a kid in IRON MAN 3.

It’s nice to see RDJ talk shit to a kid in IRON MAN 3.

Meanwhile, to call Iron Man 3 boring is a bit unfair. I was entertained for most of its runtime as this was probably (and thankfully) the funniest film of the series with some really great dialogue for Robert Downey Jr (and one particularly mean-spirited jab at a kid that had the audience howling) and (SPOILER ALERT!) a hilarious performance from Ben Kingsley. The acting here was all around swell, especially Guy Pearce who has become really good at playing dastardly fellows in his middle-age.

Like all comic-book fanboy extravaganzas, though, this film pummels you with CGI effects and over-the-top set pieces…some of which are fun…and some of which lulled me to near sleep. I also instantly forgot the film until I tried to drum up some memories to write this paragraph. Such is the stuff of summer popcorn blockbusters.

Wuther these heights, yo.

Wuther these heights, yo.

After Iron Man 3, I watched on Netflix the umpteenth adaptation of Emily Bronte’s Wuthering Heights in an attempt to find some literary substance. Director Andrea Arnold (of the devastating Red Road and the riveting Fish Tank) is like a cross between Susanne Bier and Paul Thomas Anderson. Gone is the frame story of the novel, most of the second half, and all of the supernatural elements. She strips Bronte’s tale to its withering bones with shaky hand-held camerawork, gritty realism and relentless wind, rain and cold engulfing the heights. It’s an interesting conceit, until you realize it distances you from the characters and Arnold makes the fatal flaw of shooting the haunting scenery with a 4:3 aspect ratio which makes you think something infinitely more interesting is cut from the frame on both sides. Arnold has crafted an interesting film…but again…any substance seems to have been blown away with the wind over the hills.

After this humdrum trio, I couldn’t help but want to see Mud again. It’s really damn good, y’all.

Written by David H. Schleicher

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6 comments on “Scaling the Wuthering Iron Heights of Fundamental Boredom

  1. Arti says:

    I think The Reluctant Fundamentalist is one of those films that won’t come here, or if they do, maybe in a couple years’ time. However, I have read the book, and it’s quite good. Sorry to hear Mair Nair’s adaptation isn’t up to par, but the book, the thin little novella, is worth a read. Iron Man? Haven’t seen any of them, nor this new Wuthering Heights. I like Andrea Arnold’s Fish Tank. But for some reasons, despite being a book lover, I’m not drawn to this new adaptation of the Gothic novel. And there’s another movie which from the outset, I’ve a feeling you’d avoid, and that’s The Great Gatsby. My view is, it’s worth a watch despite the flaws. Afterall, this could well be the only postmodern adaptation. Can’t think of anyone else would attempt to do so other than Baz Luhrmann.

    • Arti – you know me too well…I am indeed avoiding The Great Gatsby…though I’ll probably catch it on Netflix eventually. I have heard the book, The Reluctant Fundamentalist, is indeed worth a read and obviously better than the film.

  2. Prakash J says:

    Iron Man is just not my cuppa tea. And after reading your take, I think I’ll non-reluctantly give Nair’s flick a skip as well.

    But at this point I must confess that I did catch up on Mud and in combination with The Place Beyond The Pines, it sure was one helluva thing. Mud completely took me by surprise and I’ll take back my words: It was equally good as Take Shelter.

    • Prakash – so glad you loved Mud! The more I think about it – the more I am convinced it is a great film – and it packs a great one-two punch with The Place Beyond the Pines.

      • Prakash J says:

        Absolutely!

        I think both these films share a common thread about childhood nostalgia; about child being the father of man.

        But are you serious about skipping The Great Gatsby? For Leo’s sake, watch it Dave! And give us fellow bloggers a piece of your mind :-)

        • Yup – I agree about the thematic similarities between Mud and TPBTP. Both films were also just good stories well told…with layers of meaning and complete, complex character arcs. I have a feeling both will end up in my year-end top ten.

          As for the Gatsby – I just can’t bring myself to do it. I can’t! I won’t! NEVER! :)

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