Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game 2012

Undecided voters…look into my eyes.

Behold!  A young savior of a party – a truth-deficient, budget-crunching, Tea Party-ing whippersnapper from the cheesy state of Wisconsin.

Regard!  An elder statesman – a hot-headed, gaffe-producing, “crazy uncle” to the incumbent President from the sales tax-free state of Delaware.

And for one night only – October 11th, 2012 – they’re duking it out in the home of the Colonel’s eleven herbs and spices – Kentucky, y’all!

A most delightful addition to Your Debate Drinking Games, don’t you think?

Let the Drinking Games continue!

And may the drinks be forever in your favor.

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THE DATE: October 11, 2012 (9p-10:30p est)

THE MODERATOR: Martha Raddatz

THE FOCUS: Foreign and Domestic Policy

THE LOCATION: Centre College in Danville, KY

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YOUR DEBATE DRINKING GAME:

Henceforth shall you grasp a crisp beverage of your choosing and then enjoy a swig when the following words or phrases escape from a debater’s throat:

  • Congress
  • Commission
  • Bipartisan
  • Working across the aisle
  • Bridge the Gap
  • Obamacare
  • Medicare/Medicaid
  • Jobs
  • Unemployment Rate
  • Middle Class/Middle Income
  • Buried
  • Tough Times
  • 47%
  • Wall Street/Main Street/Sesame Street
  • The 1%
  • Millionaires
  • Redistribution of Wealth
  • Bain
  • Budget
  • Taxes/Tax cuts
  • Discretionary
  • Spending
  • Debt/Debt Ceiling
  • Deficit
  • Biden says, “He Killed Bin Laden!”
  • Biden says, “He saved the auto industry!”
  • Biden begins a statement with, “Now wait…”
  • Ryan begins a statement with, “The Romney Plan would…”

It’s a social when the following events unfold:

  • Biden gets red in the face
  • Ryan starts quoting numbers or doing math
  • Biden challenges Ryan’s math

Waterfall and down it all if Biden steps off the platform in a threatening gesture towards Ryan!

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The Surgeon General strongly recommends heavy drinking up until November 4th. 

After that, you better sober up and VOTE (early and often) on November 6th.

Written by David H. Schleicher

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For your Presidential Debate Drinking Games, CLICK HERE!

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3 comments on “Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game 2012

  1. […] For your Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game, CLICK HERE! […]

  2. ClotureClub says:

    You should think about adding Amtrack or Scranton as a rule. Or everytime he mentions his wife… These Biden gaffs will probably have you blacked out.

    Here’s a Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game you may enjoy!
    http://www.clotureclub.com/2012/10/our-bingo-vice-presidential-debate-drinking-game/

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