Behold! A young savior of a party – a truth-deficient, budget-crunching, Tea Party-ing whippersnapper from the cheesy state of Wisconsin.
Regard! An elder statesman – a hot-headed, gaffe-producing, “crazy uncle” to the incumbent President from the sales tax-free state of Delaware.
And for one night only – October 11th, 2012 – they’re duking it out in the home of the Colonel’s eleven herbs and spices – Kentucky, y’all!
A most delightful addition to Your Debate Drinking Games, don’t you think?
Let the Drinking Games continue!
And may the drinks be forever in your favor.
THE DATE: October 11, 2012 (9p-10:30p est)
THE MODERATOR: Martha Raddatz
THE FOCUS: Foreign and Domestic Policy
THE LOCATION: Centre College in Danville, KY
YOUR DEBATE DRINKING GAME:
Henceforth shall you grasp a crisp beverage of your choosing and then enjoy a swig when the following words or phrases escape from a debater’s throat:
- Working across the aisle
- Bridge the Gap
- Unemployment Rate
- Middle Class/Middle Income
- Tough Times
- Wall Street/Main Street/Sesame Street
- The 1%
- Redistribution of Wealth
- Taxes/Tax cuts
- Debt/Debt Ceiling
- Biden says, “He Killed Bin Laden!”
- Biden says, “He saved the auto industry!”
- Biden begins a statement with, “Now wait…”
- Ryan begins a statement with, “The Romney Plan would…”
It’s a social when the following events unfold:
- Biden gets red in the face
- Ryan starts quoting numbers or doing math
- Biden challenges Ryan’s math
Waterfall and down it all if Biden steps off the platform in a threatening gesture towards Ryan!
The Surgeon General strongly recommends heavy drinking up until November 4th.
After that, you better sober up and VOTE (early and often) on November 6th.
Written by David H. Schleicher
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